i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you hippie” i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me
The fact that while I was washing my car today, I decided to wear shorts and my bikini top because you know, its hot and I live in Alabama. well, these men drive by in this white truck and honk the horn and I’m like well maybe they’ll just pass and i wont have to deal with it again. well, they…
Let’s go beat the shit out of them.